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1. A trader walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender, “have you heard any good crypto jokes lately?”
2. Q: What did the Bitcoin investor say when the market turned bullish?
A: It’s about time!
3. Q: Why did the blockchain forecaster cross the road?
A: To get to the bull side!
4. Q: What did the Ethereum miner say when the difficulty increased?
A: Here we go again!
5. Q: What did the Dogecoin investor say when the price rose 20%?
A: To the moon!
6. Q: What did the Bitcoin investor say when the ETF was finally approved?
A: About time!
7. Q: What did the trader say when he got the news the crypto exchange had been hacked?
A: Oh no, not again!
8. Q: What did the blockchain researcher say when he looked at blockchain data?
A: Interesting!
9. Q: What did the crypto user say when he sent a transaction?
A: Let’s see if it goes through!
10. Q: What did the crypto investor say when the market turned bearish?
A: Time to hodl!