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1.Q: What did the crypto investor say when their ETF investment failed to be certified?
A: “FTX, you LEGALED me!”
2.Q: What did the SEC say when yet another crypto ETF was denied?
A: “Someone’s got to BLAME it on me.”
3.Q: What did one crypto start-up say to another when discussing their failed attempts to convince regulators to certify their ETF?
A: “Let’s just call it an UNVERIFIED success!”
4.Q: Why don’t crypto investors like filing taxes?
A: Because the only return they’ll get is a “Return to Sender” letter from the IRS!
5.Q: What did the crypto trader say when his profits weren’t showing up in his exchange account?
A: “My coins must have gone into hiding!”
6.Q: What did the crypto trader say when he looked away from their computer for too long?
A: “My portfolio must have CLOSED without me!”
7.Q: What did the new crypto investor say when their portfolio suddenly increased in value?
A: “I guess I must be a PROFIT-er!”
8.Q: What did the crypto investor say when their investment suddenly plummeted?
A: “I’m in for a LOSS-session!”
9.Q: What did the investor say when their tradable crypto needed to be updated?
A: “It’s time for a FORK-lift!”
10.Q: What did the crypto investor say when they heard about the latest industry news?
A: “Wow, that’s BLOCK-buster news!”